Re: Would anyone be interested in a one to one roleplay?

[Bubblebeam]

Well, imagine a cat were to sit on a keyboard. It happens to sit on the keys: "tl;dr."

If a cat were to rip up a book, the only readable characters left might be "tl;dr."

Dummy. :p

[OpenTheDoor]

That doesn't make sense.

Either way, what do you call a chavvy eskimo?

An inu-innit.

[Bubblebeam]

LOL

Did you hear about the atom and the ion?
The atom asks the ion: "Are you an atom?"
The ion replies "No, of course not."
Of course, the atom is persistant, and asks, "Are you sure?"
So the ion says, "Yes, I'm positive."

:')

[OpenTheDoor]

Yep, I know that one, my brother and you would get on very well.

[Bubblebeam]

Oh.

My old chemistry teacher told that to us. Actually, I still have him for chemistry :/ He has reeeally bad cringey jokes, but if you look deep enough, there are some quite good ones ^o^

[OpenTheDoor]

Yeah, same with our science teacher, we don't have separate ones, they used to but now budget cuts. Plus my science teacher goes off talking about irrelevant things like Monday we went off talking about Top Gear V Fifth Gear... No wait, that was maths. Science went off for the whole lesson talking about when he went to the Andes with some students. Fun.
Apperently, this was before I was there though, he could go for a whole lesson giving a lecture about bird flu, he was passionate about it. He has a poster plastered to his wall say:

WARNING!
[insert pic of Big Bird]
BIRD FLU!

He still has it, it's rather sweet.

[Bubblebeam]

That's very strange.
We have loads of "inspirational" posters in our school, saying things like "not all biologists wear white coats"
[insert pic of someone with a baby penguin in their arms]

[OpenTheDoor]

Yeah, we don't... My school's alright but it was bad, the new head's been improving it from a generation ago for sure.

Motivational posters? Fun. I still prefer the one with big bird. Half of us were tempted to get a picture of George from rainbow and doing it for swine flu XD

[Bubblebeam]

LOL
OR A PICTURE OF YOU.
"THE COMMON FLU"

[OpenTheDoor]

Or picture of you... Nah, I won't go there.

[Bubblebeam]

MAN FLU

[OpenTheDoor]

I was gonna say 'cock flu' actually.

[Bubblebeam]

That is SO MEAN. I HATECHU
tl;dr

[OpenTheDoor]

I'd look back through the threads sunshine, you haven't been Mr Perfect either!

[Bubblebeam]

*cries*

be back sooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

[OpenTheDoor]

Okay...

[Bubblebeam]

I'm back,

[OpenTheDoor]

I could tell...

[Bubblebeam]

You're Reeeally mean to me.... ¬¬¬¬¬

[OpenTheDoor]

Not really, it's called revenge.

You like weezer? Even if you don't, this is hilarious!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KucV8renOfI#start=0:00;end=4:26;autoreplay=false;showoptions=false

[Bubblebeam]

Riiight...

[OpenTheDoor]

Yeah... Anyways, my American mate said that he knew about Miille's Cookies, said they were pretty good. Then me him and my Swedish frinds started talking about Shake-a-Delic... Mmmm Oreo.

[Bubblebeam]

Kay. :3

NOMNOMNOM...

[OpenTheDoor]

Are you like constantly hungry/talking about cookies/nom-noming?

Either way, I'll be back in a tick, I have to chase my rabbit around the garden to get him back into his hutch before the Apprentice

[Bubblebeam]

No. Just noodles, Cookies, mudkips, shooting stars, angelos epithimiou... love that dude. If I was gay, I would.

:')

[OpenTheDoor]

I heard you liek Mudkips

Angelos Epithimiou? May I ask what the hell that is?

What dude? Lord ''You're Fired' *point*' Sugar?
Anyhoo, he's alright, he can be funny overall

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